Trige, Denmark
Spørring Kirkevej 2, Spørring
N/A
1970-01-01
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
FUTURE VISITOR! It has come to the attention of our great community that this year Spørring Kirke has had more visitors than ANY other place in the entire world. This is absolutely incredible. Just incredible. However it is NO surprise, since this Kirke is the biggest and most awesome Kirke in the universe. Some people - ALL from communities with ridiculously small and inferior Kirker, such as Trige Kirke - are trying to spread NASTY LIES, about our GREAT Kirke, saying that Spørring Kirke is not big at all! This is FAKE NEWS! I am speaking to our foremost specialist in Kirke-size RIGHT NOW and he tells me that Spørring Kirke is AT LEAST 6 kilometers tall, and that it has IN FACT GROWN 2 kilometers since it was last measured, on the 20th of January 2017! #MakeSpørringKirkeGreatAgain
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Spørring kirke is closer to god than any kirke in history. I spoke to god 10 minutes ago and he said Spørring kirke has the highest kirke aproval ratings ever recorded.
The great wall around Spørring kirke is impenetrable to both bureaucrats and politicians. However, the entire world understands how the wall needs to be improved. Ateists have taken advantage of Spørring kirke for long enough! Everyone agrees that Spørring kirke needs the security of the great wall on the southern border in order to keep illegal ateists out! The sognepræst assured me that the atheists will pay for the wall!
Flot gammel kirke.
Flot kirke uden for trænger til en kærlig hånd indenfor
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